qbertsstuff:

why do you have short nails?

homo reasons

just like them short

male raised to believe nails must be short

neurodivergent reasons

digital artist reasons

mixture of reasons (explain in tags?)

other reason (explain in tags bc i am picking my brain thinking of reason lmao)

they’re not short

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yorickish:

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lakevida:

i heard that guy doesn’t have a library card let’s kill him

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pointnclick:

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

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vympr:

julianna1:

vympr:

can we PLEASE normalize bisexual women with warm brown eyes and big bouncy titties and a fat ass and juicy pussy

blue eyes* 🥹

not on this post white devil

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vympr:

coke ranking

• McDonald coke
• chipotle coke
• coke from a bottle
• coke from a can
• coke zero
• taco bell coke

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lizards-can-be-bookmarks:

Im re-watching season 7 of bobs burgers and just noticed Bob made a little gingerbread linda and behind her little gingerbread gene, louise, and tina❤❤❤ he is truly the best TV dad!!

One day I hope the belchers can move into a nice house.

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sunsweeties-deactivated20230310:

oh you’re sad? do you want to see my tits about it

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catchymemes:

Teacher skill … unmatched.

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disgustinggf:

drown me in affection and i’ll let u drown in my pussy <3

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